Winners are announced – congratulations to the following 5 people for the best creative jokes, I’ll be emailing you shortly! There were so many good ones, but I had to pick the ones that actually gave me chuckles. And don’t forget, the ‘Mr. Cheesy Sale’ is this weekend – so it’s a perfect time to spend those Simpoints!

  • w3by – Your Sim’s momma is so old, she’s a 2D Sim in a 3D world
  • moz – Your sim’s momma is so fat, even the cheat code can’t move her.
  • Thomas – Your Sim’s Momma is so ugly, EA transfered her to Spore: Creepy and Cute! You guess which category she is under!
  • Connor – Your Sim Momma’s So Fat, When She Stands On Scales She Sees The Games Registration Code!
  • Robb – Yo Sim Mamma’s so huge every time she interacts with an object, EA has a new technical blooper

Didn’t win? No worries! Still have some more cards left over. Will try to figure out another contest sometime next month. Thanks for playing!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2505/3722684008_c08c141cc2_o.jpgGuess what, Sims fans?  I have another 5 free $10 Sim Cash Cards to give away!  This time, instead of giving them away for doing nothing, I’m asking for you to be creative.  It’s nothing to worry about – you don’t need artistic skills, don’t need to do something stupid.  I just want you to think of a joke.  Many are familiar with the old ‘Your momma is‘ jokes, right?  Hope so, because that’s the theme for the contest – except in the style of ‘Your Sim’s momma is‘!

The rules are very straightforward.  You must come up with a joke revolving around a Sim’s momma.  However, there are a few rules set in place…

  • You can only joke about Sim’s mommas – real momma’s don’t apply.  I don’t want this turning into a flame war.  If I see ‘Sim’ missing from the comment, it’ll be deleted (sorry, but trying to keep this somewhat civilized)
  • Start off with ‘Your Sim’s momma is‘.  Brothers, sisters, fathers…not acceptable.
  • Do your best to keep the language clean.
  • You can comment as much as you’d like.  But try to make it one comment for a joke, and please don’t spam.  Be creative and funny!
  • Contest is open for all regions.

I think that’s all of them…The top 5 that I think are the best will be awarded with the cash cards.  So, to end this post, I’ll kick off the first (lame) joke!

Your Sim’s momma is so ugly, even her plumbob has a lifetime wish – to be separated away from her!