SimProgram’s free Sims Cash Cards Giveaway – ‘Your Sim’s momma is’ Contest! – WINNERS ANNOUNCED
Winners are announced – congratulations to the following 5 people for the best creative jokes, I’ll be emailing you shortly! There were so many good ones, but I had to pick the ones that actually gave me chuckles. And don’t forget, the ‘Mr. Cheesy Sale’ is this weekend – so it’s a perfect time to spend those Simpoints!
- w3by – Your Sim’s momma is so old, she’s a 2D Sim in a 3D world
- moz – Your sim’s momma is so fat, even the cheat code can’t move her.
- Thomas – Your Sim’s Momma is so ugly, EA transfered her to Spore: Creepy and Cute! You guess which category she is under!
- Connor – Your Sim Momma’s So Fat, When She Stands On Scales She Sees The Games Registration Code!
- Robb – Yo Sim Mamma’s so huge every time she interacts with an object, EA has a new technical blooper
Didn’t win? No worries! Still have some more cards left over. Will try to figure out another contest sometime next month. Thanks for playing!
Guess what, Sims fans? I have another 5 free $10 Sim Cash Cards to give away! This time, instead of giving them away for doing nothing, I’m asking for you to be creative. It’s nothing to worry about – you don’t need artistic skills, don’t need to do something stupid. I just want you to think of a joke. Many are familiar with the old ‘Your momma is‘ jokes, right? Hope so, because that’s the theme for the contest – except in the style of ‘Your Sim’s momma is‘!
The rules are very straightforward. You must come up with a joke revolving around a Sim’s momma. However, there are a few rules set in place…
- You can only joke about Sim’s mommas – real momma’s don’t apply. I don’t want this turning into a flame war. If I see ‘Sim’ missing from the comment, it’ll be deleted (sorry, but trying to keep this somewhat civilized)
- Start off with ‘Your Sim’s momma is‘. Brothers, sisters, fathers…not acceptable.
- Do your best to keep the language clean.
- You can comment as much as you’d like. But try to make it one comment for a joke, and please don’t spam. Be creative and funny!
- Contest is open for all regions.
I think that’s all of them…The top 5 that I think are the best will be awarded with the cash cards. So, to end this post, I’ll kick off the first (lame) joke!
Your Sim’s momma is so ugly, even her plumbob has a lifetime wish – to be separated away from her!
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I'm a hip old granny who can hip-hop, bebop, dance til ya drop and yo yo, make a wicked cup of cocoa....actually, I think that's Mrs. Doubtfire. Nothing spectacular about myself - I'm the webmaster of this site. Just your ordinary average nerd who loves EA/Maxis Sim games, Ghostbusters, Doctor Who, Back to the Future along with a slight touch of redneck-ness by raising/owning mules and a Dukes of Hazzard fan. Hee-haw and yee-haw :)
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about 2 years ago
yo sim’s momma is so ugly, the game automatically tried to pixel-blur her permanently
about 2 years ago
Your sim momma is so ugly that had become unflirty!
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s Momma is so stupid, she thought Sims who had the trait “Heavy Sleeper” weigh more when they sleep!!!
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s Momma so hairy she speaks Wookie not Simlish…
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s momma is so stupid, she thought eggs grew on egg plants.
Oh wait….
about 2 years ago
Your Sims mamma is so stupid she bought herself cash cards and is wondering where the heck are the clothes?
about 2 years ago
Your Sims mamma is so ugly that when she appears on the moniter the mirrors break inside my own home.
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s momma is so stupid, she thought eggs came from eggplants.
Oh wait….
about 2 years ago
Your overspendin’ Sim’s momma is so stupid, she really thought money don’t grow on trees.
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s momma is so fat, she broke the weight slider.
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s momma is so absent-minded, she forgot to give birth to your Sim.
(… and the “baby joint” stayed in her obese belly forever!)
:P
about 2 years ago
Your Sims’s momma is so stupid, she always tries to empty the dishwasher !
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s momma is so old, she’s a 2D Sim in a 3D world.
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s momma is so stupid, she got locked in a cupboard full of food, and starved to death
about 2 years ago
Yo Sims Mama’s so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
about 2 years ago
Your Sims Momma’s so stupid she was locked in a bathroom with no door and wet herself.
about 2 years ago
Your Sim Momma’s So Fat, When She Stands On Scales She Sees The Games Registation Code!
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s Momma is So Dumb that she Fell off a cliff and thought she could order Pizza.
about 2 years ago
Your Sims’s Momma is so fat, that when i tryed editing her in CAS, my game crashed.
about 2 years ago
yo sim’s momma is so dumb and fat, she thought the meteor that landed in her backyard was Baked Alaska and ate it all up
about 2 years ago
Yo Mamma’s so huge every time she interacts with an object, EA has a new technical blooper.
about 2 years ago
Your Sims’ Momma is so ugly even Mrs Crumplebottom woud be happy to see her with a boyfriend !
about 2 years ago
Here’s another:
Yo Momma’s so desperate for love that she created a mod just so she could marry and Woo-hoo an elder Sim.
about 2 years ago
yo sim’s momma is so lazy, even the fat male maid who doesn’t do crap comes to the house and is like “DAAAAYYMMMMMMMNNN”
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s momma is so ugly, that when she was born she was locked in a room until Social Worker came and she didn’t take it
about 2 years ago
Yo sim’s momma is so old, she remembers growing up in SimTown.
about 2 years ago
Your sim’s momma’s so far there’s a sign at the bistro: “Maximum Occupancy: 300 people or Your Sim’s Momma”
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s Mamma is so dumb, she refuses to go to bed and instead insists to run around it in order to “Catch Some Sleep”
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s Mamma is so antisocial, she hides under the bed so no other sim can interact with her.
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s Mamma is so hopelessly romantic, she was found lastnight rejected by a garden gnome.
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s Mamma is so outdated, she is still anticipating the release of SimVille.
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s momma is so stupid, she noticed the men’s public restroom sign and thought the stick figure was perverted for having the triangular dress around it instead of on it.
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s Mamma is so fat, it takes 10 Sim years to turn around
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s Mamma is so wicked, she believed that some random guy is controlling all Sunset Valley
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s Mamma is so ugly, if she would have been put on the game it would have be to rated M
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s Momma is so stupid, she can’t even speak Simlish, the language she was programmed to speak!
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s Momma is so ugly, EA transfered her to Spore: Creepy and Cute! You guesswhich category she is under! lol
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s Momma is so stupid, she thought Pickeye was the child of Popeye and Pink!!
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s momma is so ugly that when “Bella Goth” took one look at her she dialed 118 AA (Alien Abductions!) Mystery of the missing Goth solved!
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s Momma is so damn thin that when you uploaded her to the exchange She was Rejected, with the following attached “No size zero’s allowed please as it sends out the wrong message of weight issues that kids with body complexes are facing today, thank you The EA Team” doesn’t Every Magazine and Billboard on every sidewalk do that anyway?
about 2 years ago
yo sim’s momma is so paranoid, she had a klepto sim come in and take all her stuff
about 2 years ago
yo sim’s momma is so old and dumb, she thot she broke her hands bc her fingers were separated and her face because it could move!
about 2 years ago
yo sim’s momma is so fat, every time the game runs there’s a tilt in the screen.
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s momma is so Thick she Hired a Burglar to protect her things!
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s momma is so unusual that when the game detects her it gives you A “Warning This Sim may Implode your game play, it is advised that you Do Not continue” Popup!
about 2 years ago
I forgot to direct my comments towards “Sim” Mommas. Here are the revised jokes:
Yo Sim Momma’s so desperate for love that she created a mod just so she could marry and Woo-hoo an elder Sim.
And
Yo Sim Mamma’s so huge every time she interacts with an object, EA has a new technical blooper.
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s momma is so stupid, she protested at the City Hall to try to ban Sims from wearing green berets because she believed it was Kermit-The-Frog cruelty.
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s momma is so stupid, she wondered why she couldn’t swim in the ocean after the Sim god had uninstalled “Bon Voyage” due to the Securom plague.
about 2 years ago
Your Sim’s momma is so stupid, she wondered why her ticket to the USA for November 2009 got rejected by the World Adventures Airlines.
about 2 years ago
ya sims momma is so stupid she thought the lights in the cave were a monster! (when they r actually lights on a sort of truck)