Comments on: SimProgram’s free Sims Cash Cards Giveaway – ‘Your Sim’s momma is’ Contest! – WINNERS ANNOUNCED

By: Jinx

Jinx — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 15:27:51 +0000

Have to admit I quite like the one by Connor … lol

By: Judhudson

Judhudson — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 19:56:04 +0000

Winners are announced – congratulations to the following 5 people for the best creative jokes, I’ll be emailing you shortly! There were so many good ones, but I had to pick the ones that actually gave me chuckles. And don’t forget, the ‘Mr. Cheesy Sale’ is this weekend – so it’s a perfect time to spend those Simpoints!

* w3by – Your Sim’s momma is so old, she’s a 2D Sim in a 3D world
* moz – Your sim’s momma is so fat, even the cheat code can’t move her.
* Thomas – Your Sim’s Momma is so ugly, EA transfered her to Spore: Creepy and Cute! You guess which category she is under!
* Connor – Your Sim Momma’s So Fat, When She Stands On Scales She Sees The Games Registration Code!
* Robb – Yo Sim Mamma’s so huge every time she interacts with an object, EA has a new technical blooper

Didn’t win? No worries! Still have some more cards left over. Will try to figure out another contest sometime next month. Thanks for playing!

By: Océane

Océane — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 13:43:07 +0000

You’re sim’s Momma is so ugly, that when you try giving her the “heart breaker” lifetime wish the game crashes !

By: Thomas

Thomas — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 05:45:13 +0000

Your Sim’s Momma is so stupid, she thinks watching tv with one eye will save money!

By: Thomas

Thomas — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 05:41:43 +0000

Your Sim’s Momma is so poor, Kleptos. would rather steal from a garbage can!

By: Thomas

Thomas — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 05:39:55 +0000

Your Sim’s Mamma is so poor, i lit a match in her house and the roaches started singing “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord cause we got heat!”

By: Thomas

Thomas — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 05:38:08 +0000

Your Sim’s Momma is so stupid that when a computer said “Press any key to continue”, she couldn’t find the “any key”!

By: Thomas

Thomas — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 05:30:17 +0000

Your Sim’s Momma is so fat that even the cow plant from TS2 couldn’t eat her up!!

By: moz

moz — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 04:32:17 +0000

your sim’s momma is so old, she gets a “hot flash” moodlet

By: moz

moz — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 04:25:20 +0000

your sim’s momma is so fat, even the cheat code can’t move her.

By: thane armbruster

thane armbruster — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 23:17:16 +0000

your sim’s momma is so depressing even the shrink from the sims 2 needed a shrink

By: thane armbruster

thane armbruster — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 23:14:58 +0000

your sim’s momma’s so fat she takes up 4 squares

By: Jae

Jae — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 19:38:27 +0000

Your sim momma’s so fat she has three seperate plumbobs.

By: frankie

frankie — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 22:29:37 +0000

Your Sim’s momma is so stupid, she thought she gave birth to her neighbor’s car after it drove right through her.

By: Kodachi

Kodachi — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 08:47:08 +0000

Your Sim’s momma is so stupid, she thought that the egg came before the chicken, we all know that it was the egg plant that came first

By: ~Natal~

~Natal~ — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:56:16 +0000

Your Sim’s momma is so Evil, she makes The Grim Reaper appear to be a Saint!

By: ~Natal~

~Natal~ — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:53:46 +0000

Your Sim’s momma is so absent minded , she decided it best to book herself into a mental institution.

By: ~Natal~

~Natal~ — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:48:53 +0000

Your Sim’s momma is so weak she makes an ant look like a bodybuilder!

By: Ott

Ott — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 02:42:02 +0000

Your Sim’s momma is so dumb, she believes she’s actually on Second Life

By: aDwh

aDwh — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 23:33:52 +0000

Your Sim’s momma is so ugly that even Mrs. Crumplebottom stays away from her.